Football shock: Former Newcastle winger Andros Townsend says he escaped serious injury after being “run over” by a pitch roller during warm-ups in Thailand, with footage showing the equipment striking him before he returned as a sub. Spurs fallout: Jamie O’Hara vented a furious four-letter rant after Aston Villa beat Tottenham 3-2, as supporters protested another poor run. Royal comedy: “Princess Diana” returned to SNL UK as a “Deeply Intelligent, Autonomous, Neurokinetic Android,” skewering King Charles, Ed Sheeran and AI. Health and care: A doctor warns Brits to “throw out” certain dented tinned foods, while Coronation Street’s Kit Green storyline highlights male breast cancer and the BRCA link. Housing: Wolverhampton council plans 36 new council flats costing £8.6m. Culture and access: Glasgow theatre staff trained with Guide Dogs to improve support for visitors with sight loss. Politics and security: A major warning argues Britain can’t “fiddle” as Putin’s shadow war threatens Europe. Weather: Met Office forecasts point to a warm spell next week, with parts of the UK expected to hit around 25C.